Nothing like Exam Time

Us here at Explodicon persue the education and knowledge in universities and colleges in order to bring you daily doses of awesome. It's now exam time and all of us are now freaking out, bringing guns to class, and shoving our faces with study food while we proffesionally procrastinate. Good luck to everyone!

He's a Cat Flushing A Toilet

Here we are with another Youtube Video Music Spoof! Hamster on a piano, and now cat's flushin a toilet? Who doesn't love this things, you know when all they do is ask for food, and sleep all day long. Who trains these animals. Honostly if I could train my cat a new trick, instead of flushing the toilet, it would probably be to not lick my face and meow all the time and actually let me sleep at 4:30am.

This S**t is pretty healthy

Because we at explodicon are all about promoting healthy food products, here is an informative link on amazing produce and products. As your church nun would say, HOLY PUCKING GOLFBALLS, you will look at these aidvertisments and laugh at them everyday.


http://www.aidsvertising.com/
(For all you parenting smart kids out there, make sure your family word filter is turned on)

Insane Dog

You thought your dog was crazy/stupid. Well you were 100% wrong check the link below for the weirdest dog ever. Pretty sure it sounds like a sheep on crack. Hmm... maybe the owner simply gave it crack. So yeah make sure that if you have a crack obsession keep that junk away from your dog.

http://wimp.com/insanedog/

Vending Machines

Have you ever wanted something but realized that all the stores were closed? Well in that case I suggest you move to Japan because you can get everything in a freaking vending machine there.

Umbrella? Check
Cigarettes? Check
Lingerie? (wtfudge?) check
Magazines? Check
Toilet paper? Check
and finally everything you normally get from a vending machine.

Seriously this junk is 100% real in Japan. Check the link below for more crazy junk you can buy.

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007/09/vending-machines-craze-in-japan.html

Real life pie chart

Behold a real life pie chart!

Stocks

So today i am gona talk to you about stocks, well not really. So now that Obama is in power the economy is slowly gona get better and from that you can feel confident and gamble away your house, all your life savings and your firstborn child into the stock market just to make a killing. Here are some tips for a 3% chance of successdom. 

1) Get 20k, this can be done by stealing, borrowing from the Mafia (highly reccomended), asking your parents, getting a loan from the goverment for "school", mugging an old lady (cause they always carry huge wads of cash on them due to their lack of belief in the banking system. 

2) Call up some stock broker, if you wana be cheap go online and look for trading sites, if you don't have a brain call up some dude on wallstreet to do all the thinking for you

3) Pick some companies to invest in, I suggest: Enron, WorldCom, AIG, trust me they still exist you just have to look hard enough, they sell for ultra low so by investing in them you will make a killing guaranteed (cough). 

4) Sell your stocks the moment they gain atleast a dollar in value

5) repeat steps 3-4 multiple times

6) ??????

7) Profit and or insta bum, if you make a killing you will be seen as the next prodigy (only if you are between 10-30) otherwise you will be seen as some generic rich guy no one likes. With this new found fame you can do whatever you want and get on the road to dictatorship, err....to achieving your dreams like going to mars and beating down some aliens. If you don't make it big you will simply lose all your money along with your wife and kids and end up becoming a bum. 

So yeah gather all your cash and buy online or call up some brokers and start investing now, because you will never get rich unless you take a risk. 

I'm gona throw the word stocks in here like 20 more times to try and convince you to invest. 

This is what stocks do: 

Stocks make you rich
stocks make you happy
stocks get you hoes
stocks get you cars
stocks get you cash

stocks get you stocks

stocks get you dividends (not like any normal person cares about these)

stocks get you mad

stocks make you beat your wife
stocks are the reason you got a divorce
stocks are the reasons your parents hate you

stocks are the reason you might be checking this blog

stocks are the key to your future

and finally stocks are the reason the corporate world exists. 

Portal on paper!?

If you had one of these babies you could definitely have whatever you want. However, pretty sure karma would drop kick you in the face the moment you do anything bad like the dude above. So remember kids if you ever find a portal black hole thing don't get TOO greedy (a little stealing here and there is still ok). Also in such cases make sure you donate 50% of your money to us because we gave you such an awesome tip. 

Promotions that are never right

Don't you just hate it when you see a very sweet promotional offer in the flyers. It seems like you are in money heaven, you get to buy whatever you want at a very cheap price, its probably the best feeling ever. Everything seems to go well till you get to the store and find out that the item you wanted does is not applicable for the promo. Some very annoying examples are:

• When ALL jeans are 50% off minus the ones you wanted
  
• When EVERYTHING in the store is buy one get one free but the one item you actually wanted isn't applicable
• When everything in the store is 50% off, but when you get there you realize its up to 50% off and when you try and bitch to the manager they point out the f'ing small ass stupid asterisk that only ants would be able to see. 

Check below for probably the worst promotion ever, in the history of uh...the universe. 

(Picture punked from http://failblog.org)

Nuff said? Fudge Naw

(Comeon how many presidents are this cool?)

Ok so with my Obama post earlier I wrote nuff said. Well i guess that wasn't nuff said. I'm gona take this space to explain how Obama has to be the coolest president (soon to be) ever. First of all look at the picture above, that just shows how chill and cool Obama is. On top of that, apparently some 8 year old girl sent Obama a letter, in the letter was a reccomendation of a dog he should get for his two daughters, along with some other things. Well guess what, Obama actually mailed her back and give her a detailed response to everything she asked for and said, how many other people would even bother to reply back to the letter of a little girl? Probably none. 

I Know all the junk thrown on this blog is supposed to be funny and very entertaining, but our end goal is to ensure that the readers leave the blog feeling better about themselves through a laugh or something else. I want you guys to read the article below, hopefully it makes all the Obama haters chill the fudge out, and for the Obama supporters, feel that much better about their voting decision and feel confident that the future will be better than the past 8 years. 

Article: 

http://beta.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=413244

Women are ultra needy?! What, since when?

So we all know that women are ultra emotional, ultra demanding, ultra bitchy (sometimes), and ultra hot (sometimes), that is why men are so attracted to them, trust me it makes sense somehow. But sometimes they are just way over the top especially in this day and age, everytime you make any comment that actually relates to well...women they automatically assume you are sexist. Check the comic below for a very good example. 

Wtfudge is this, all i want is a women that can make me some grilled cheesed sammiches, I guess even that is too high of an expectation. Well all you guys out there looking for wives my tip to you is learn to cook and clean now cause new age women sure as hell will not do that, if you ask them to do such things be prepared to deal with being called a bigot along with some good ol' divorce settlements. 

Serious Business: 2008

Nuff said

The hobo dictionary

Ever wonder what kind of different hobos there are? You have? K good. Check the link below for some awesome knowledge on hobos. Make sure you memorize it all if you plan on striving as a hobo err....plan on living in a large city, and if you already live there you can go out and point out all the different types to your friends on your next outing making you skyrocket your way to the top of the social hierarchy and the target of envy by everyone within a 300 mile radius. 

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764005

Across the globe

Now that picture truly shows the state of the world. Poor people in Africa :(

The aftermath of a tiger attack, at a f'ing zoo

*****Be warned there are a lot of swears in them thar video, your 3 year old mind may not be able to handle all them swears****

 So yeah after watching the video don't try coming after explodicon and trying to sue us because your 10 year old childs mind was corrupted by the site. Aftertall that is the goal of the website i mean *cough* its to provide clean homesome entertainment. 

(clean version below :( ) 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6WAJHIc1Ws&feature=featured

Voting

K i'm gona get kinda serious for this post. So the elections are a few days away and I know some of you lazy ass mofos have not registered to vote or have done anything other then browse the web and play vidge games. Hmm...I really suck at this whole thing so i'm gona let the youtube video explain the rest to you.  (It's Serious AND FUNNY)

Hamster on a piano?!

Cutest thing ever? Yeah, probably.

That dude doesn't take shi7 from anyone. This is why everyone should have a hamster (including those people allergic to them).

Some freaking changes

Ok so we finally updated the messed up header (aka the banner thing at the top of the page) i'm kinda having second doubts about this one so tell me which one you like out of the following: