Explodicon Lexicon: STWB

Super Tan White Bitch (n.)

Only two of the girls in this picture are Black. The other two are STWBs. Can you guess who's who?

Definition: A STWB is a white girl that goes tanning far too much. There's nothing less attractive than these types of girls. First off, you're not black. Secondly, you're not black. Thirdly, you're not black. Fourthly, skin cancer. Okay, we get it. You want to rock that healthy tan look. But that doesn't look healthy at all. You want to get some 'diversity' in you. Why not date an Asian man instead?

Origins: If you've ever been forced to watch The Search for the Next Doll or Girlicious, you'll know where these people come from.

Famous STWB's: All of Girlicious, Pussycat Dolls, Danity Kane. Coincidentally (or not) these bands also have no talent. 

Explodicon Lexicon: Bonokkake

Bonokkake (n.)

Definition: To recieve (un)righteous indignation in liquid semen form all over the face.

Origin: Bono, an asshole who is pretentious enough to only have one name is, well known for his over the top philantrophy. In addition to giving the world the eleven worst songs of 2004, he is known for donating over 3 dollars of his personal money for AIDS research. If Bono truly cared about the world, he'd give all of his money to the needy, instead of petitioning you to give up yours. 

Usage: Ugh, Bono just Bonokakke'd all over my face. I think I'm going to use this towel made in a Malaysian sweatshop by 7 year old children to clean it up. 

Explodicon Lexicon: Cockwalrus Factor

Cockwalrus Factor (n.)

We here at Explodicon believe in enriching your word power. So every once in a while we will introduce our readers with a new term or phrase that can be used in their everyday speech. Today’s word is Cockwalrus Factor.

Professor Michael P. Cockwalrus, currently a Professor Emeritus at the College of Applied Theoretic, empirically deduced the formula to measure one’s Cockwalrus Factor. 

Cf. = D /G 

Where Cf. is the Cockwalrus Factor, D is how big of a douche you are and G is how many girls you’ve slept with. Cockwalrus Factors over 2 are considered extremely douchey and may result in popped collars, gold chains and excessive steroid abuse. Persons with a Cockwalrus factor over 2 may be referred to as a Megacockwalruses. 

Famous persons with a high Cockwalrus Factor: Tom Brady, Mark Wahlberg, all Guidos