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Watchu Sayin?: Nard

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nard
In this weeks edition of Watchu Sayin, i'm gona introduce a new take on the word nerd. Aka nard.

So what the bitch is a nard?

Nerd + retard (not in the handicapped sense) = Nard

These aren't just your typical nerds, they are like 9000x worse, they annoy the crap out of you way more, and during any convo they talk about D&D the whole freaking time. They pretend that the world is exactly like (Place RPG name here).

So nerds are normally smart and pretty lame right? Right, well nards are not smart at all, and did I mention they are f'ing annoying? These guys try to be smart, but fail ultra hard because bs stuff like d&d gets involved.

So what about geeks, are they kinda like geeks? HELL NO, geeks know stuff about technology and are decent at that junk (some of them), nards can't ever be seen with such things. At this point you may be wondering how so many nards play WoW, well here's how they pull that off, you know those Geeksquad people, and the dudes at BestBuy, the nards get their help in setting up their computers. So yeah there are people who use those services.

Anyways, remember stay away from nards cause there is no benefits of being acquainted with them.

**By the way just a tip, if you ever want to freak out / piss off a nard, just hit em up on msn/aim/chat program of choice and send them a .jpeg picture, or hell any picture. 100% chance that they will think that a keylogger or virus is involved, and they may threaten to call the cops on you, but don't worry you won't go to jail because you aren't doing anything harmfull :D. **

Watchu Sayin: lollers

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hilarious

Back with another edition of Watchu Sayin. You are probably all sick of saying the words we introduced over and over and are just craving for more new words to throw at your friends/parents. Well don't worry Jimmy we have your back!

The word of the day is: LOLLERS. 

This one may throw you off balance, cause you know what lol is, but what the garbage is the rest of the bs. Well its what makes it a full word and not an acronym. 
Here is some context in which the word is used. 

-Hey guy you see the new Adam Sandler movie? It was so lollers. 
-Man Jill was so lollers yesterday
-That picture posted above is so f'ing lollers (seriously check it out)
--You can simply replace the word lol with lollers too. It's pretty much like lolz, or lulz, which pretty much mean "laughs". 

So Lollers pretty much means funny. 

Whatchu Sayin?: Bomb

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Now that awesome is the most overused word in the history of the world we think its time for it to pass its crown. We here at explodicon have replaced the word with bomb.
Bomb can also replace words like:
cool
wicked
sick
sweet
To help you learn how to use the word we will use it in a non bias sentence. "Man explodicon is the most bomb blog I have ever seen."
Now that you have learned a new(ish) word go out there and start using it excessively and make this world a better place!

Watchu Sayin?: Foo

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Wus goin on foos? Everyone and their dog has their own slang now-a-days, we also believe in this new trend of making up words/ recyling random words and using them in every other sentence. One of these words is Foo (fool) Mr. T says foo a lot so we punked his word and use it excessively now.
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