Portal on paper!?

If you had one of these babies you could definitely have whatever you want. However, pretty sure karma would drop kick you in the face the moment you do anything bad like the dude above. So remember kids if you ever find a portal black hole thing don't get TOO greedy (a little stealing here and there is still ok). Also in such cases make sure you donate 50% of your money to us because we gave you such an awesome tip.