Stylin: Belts

Welcome back to another episode of stylin. Today we will bring up the second most important piece of clothing accessory thing; Belts. As Ol Man Jenkinz mentioned earlier kids now a days don't believe in wearing belts anymore. These kids need to grow up. Belts are the once accessory that you can get a billion trillion of and make different combos out of. For example you can take some random leather belt, buy a belt buckle from your store of choice and BAM its your own unique belt.

You also don't have to buy a "belt", because pretty much anything can me made into a belt. Here are some things that can be used as belts:

• Extension Cable
• Random cloth
• Guitar Strings (seriously dangerous)
• Medals
• Headphones
• Video Game controller
• and a gazzilion other things. 

The people who want to give off the most "unique" should choose to wear an extension cable, or similar cable. 
Those that want to look just plain "unique" should take a normal leather belt and add a belt buckle to it. 

Those that want to show the world that they are really rich should buy designer brand belts. Some popular brands of belts are: Armani, Dunhill, and D&G. 

Finally those that don't really care about falling in a certain group and want to rock the "plain" guy look should go get cloth belts, we reccomend lacoste brand belts for this. 

It doesn't really matter what type of belt you get, as long as you wear one. The belt doesn't even have to be visible, people will just know that you are wearing a belt. Sure you can go out and boast about your belt to get max exposure, but this may result in people a) ignoring you or b) point out that your zipper is down (resulting in max embarrasment). 

We here at explodicon hope you go out and try some of these new belt looks, we are pushing for the extension cable belt, we hear that it will be all the rage in 2009.