What NOT to wear for halloween

Ok so halloween is like 2 days away and 50 bucks says that the majority of you have not found a costume, and will probably end up wearing:

 a) a garbage bag and be a f'ing lame ghost thing
 b) ripped clothes and be a hobo
 c) all black clothes and be a emo kid
 d) your normal clothes and be your lame ass normal self
 e) a pillow case over your head along with a white bedsheet (not explaining this)

 f) vampire teeth (seriously if you do this, you might as well jump into a pile of snow, and or freezer  and just freeze yourself and wait around till vampire teeth are cool again [aka never]. 

 g) lame ass mask from dollar store of choice
 

Here are some more costumes you should not wear: 

http://www.cracked.com/article_16727_20-costumes-that-will-earn-you-halloween-beating.html

I seriously reccomend not wearing any of the junk posted above it's guaranteed to ruin everyones fun and as a direct result you will lose your girlfriend/boyfriend along with all your friends (Including your online friends).