Explodicon Lexicon: STWB

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Super Tan White Bitch (n.)



Only two of the girls in this picture are Black. The other two are STWBs. Can you guess who's who?





Definition: A STWB is a white girl that goes tanning far too much. There's nothing less attractive than these types of girls. First off, you're not black. Secondly, you're not black. Thirdly, you're not black. Fourthly, skin cancer. Okay, we get it. You want to rock that healthy tan look. But that doesn't look healthy at all. You want to get some 'diversity' in you. Why not date an Asian man instead?

Origins: If you've ever been forced to watch The Search for the Next Doll or Girlicious, you'll know where these people come from.

Famous STWB's: All of Girlicious, Pussycat Dolls, Danity Kane. Coincidentally (or not) these bands also have no talent. 


1 comments:

mariagivesyouwiiings said...

haha kendra isn't atrociously tan.... YET

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